So today I had this brightly stupid idea I have once a month to go grocery shopping. Now lets remember I have 3 beautifully evil children. Yes, I took them all the 5 year old, 3 year old, and 1 year old with me. Our first stop was sprouts and other than then Den monster trying to throw himself to his death out of the cart it was all pretty smooth. Next was walmart and what posses me to take 3 kids to walmart for monthly grocery shopping you ask? Hunger and lack of time. So in we go. I tried starting off with suckers and that kept them quiet for all of 30 seconds by the time we make it back to the milk full blown screaming. Then the inevitable happens both boys poop and we are not talking normal poop, we are talking full on running down the legs oatmeal for breakfast poop. About this time I give up I have half the groceries in the cart screw it! So I head to check out I start to pull groceries out not realizing Den monster had rubbed poop all over the side of the cart so now there is poop all over me poop all over him poop running down Smunch’s legs and as I am looking at the grossed out cashier who can not get us out of there faster While monster is attempting to help me by smashing our bread all I can think is why the hell did I cloth diaper today and 8 hours to Margaritas!
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